Welcome to this months edition of the Cornerzone.  Vacation time is upon us and a few of us have turned it down a notch.  So, this month we thought we would try to add a little levity to your workday.

Here are a few comments from our Late Night Comedians:

"Mayor Michael Bloomberg proposed turning the city's excess dumpsters into swimming pools. Nothing says summer in New York City like packing a picnic lunch and heading to the dumpster." –David Letterman

"Apple will now offer a free iPhone case for all iPhone users. It's not going to help reception, but it protects the iPhone after you throw it against the wall." –Jay Leno

"Ford has moved ahead of Toyota in sales and they say they're not stopping until they see even better results. Not stopping? That's what screwed up Toyota." –Jay Leno

"The White House is very upset about a bunch of secret documents about the Afghanistan war that were leaked online. Out of habit, BP apologized." –David Letterman

"As you know, Arizona has passed the strictest immigration law in the country. It's scaring everybody. In fact, today, Taco Bell changed their name to Skippy's." –Jay Leno

Some Funny One Liners:

• I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
• A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer.
• All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
• If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see perfectly?
•  Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.
• Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
• A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
•  Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs.
•  When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
•  If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
•  The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
•  The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
• I can't get enough minimalism.

 It's So Hot Outside...

•  Birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
•  Potatoes cook underground, so just pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
• Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
• Cows are giving evaporated milk.
• Trees are whistling for dogs.
• It was so hot my cab driver was wearing an oscillating turban.
• It was so hot today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.
• It was so hot today I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.
• It was so hot in Toronto, Leafs fans took the bags off their heads.

Have a great middle of Summertime time.  To our friends in Australia, enjoy your middle of Wintertime time.

All the best and stay cool,
The Cornerstone Team

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